Thursday, January 17, 2013

Wooden Posts and Plastic Cars: To Be Added to the List of Things That I Don't Like

     I am well aware that garages are designed not to fall down, and to meet this end, they are built with a sturdy frame.  And on the outside of my garage's sturdy frame are some wooden posts, to give it an aesthetically pleasing look.  But these aesthetic, unnecessary, freakin' wooden posts should not come out ahead in a fight against my left headlight!  You got hit by a car for gods' sakes!  Why do you only suffer a minor flesh wound, while I have to find the money for repair work?  This is what happens when we start building our cars out of plastic.  If I had been driving a Model-T, there would have been a much different outcome (involving a lot less splintered plastic, and a lot more dead posts).  Anastasia, I take back everything I've ever said about the greenhouse incident.

     Oh, and Mr. Post?  You may have won the battle, but the war is far from over.  This weekend I will be back, and I will have a power sander, and then we shall see who has the last laugh!

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